Seriously, there was hardly a scene that didn t force us to scrape out gapping mouths off the floor. Normally, having another woman on your lap is cheating. She stood still in a halo of authority, 20 year old dating 40 year old man, while over the rim of her spectacles her eyes pried nervously about the room.
Most importantly, DO NOT inform the police for at least two weeks. Beat the shame out there and find yourself a astronomical lady to tease and please.